Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1162. | David (leepictrollexd) | 91.51 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
1163. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 91.50 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
1164. | Dankman (dedankman) | 91.48 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
1165. | Taran (tarankloty) | 91.48 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
1166. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 91.45 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
1167. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 91.42 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
1168. | Naufal (naufalputrap) | 91.42 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
1169. | Mark (kanohn) | 91.37 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
1170. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 91.31 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
1171. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 91.29 | 95% | 2018-05-04 |
1172. | erk (estalow) | 91.27 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
1173. | Marek (ksydry) | 91.26 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
1174. | Holo (fjordsen) | 91.25 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
1175. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
1176. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
1177. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 91.24 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
1178. | Lasse (pwnchap) | 91.22 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
1179. | Myshkin (kerouaz) | 91.22 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
1180. | wayne (nonlimit) | 91.22 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
1181. | Bruno (armitageb) | 91.22 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
1182. | Joeart (joeart) | 91.19 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
1183. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 91.18 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
1184. | Andrew (mcentag) | 91.17 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
1185. | Tommy (tortipous) | 91.16 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
1186. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 91.08 | 96% | 2018-11-10 |
1187. | L (l____t) | 91.06 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
1188. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 91.05 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
1189. | altaire (notchrubble) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
1190. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
1191. | Chase (kebabsandoz) | 90.94 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,055 | 80.15 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |