Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3978. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 62.58 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
3979. | (icknee) (icknee) | 62.57 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
3980. | jj (cloutmaester) | 62.57 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
3981. | Evan (evanger) | 62.56 | 96% | 2017-11-09 |
3982. | Nathan (ltnghia678) | 62.51 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
3983. | amr (amrdarawsheh) | 62.51 | 94% | 2019-11-12 |
3984. | Andy (andys810) | 62.48 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
3985. | choppery (choppery) | 62.47 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
3986. | ??? (slow_methodical) | 62.46 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
3987. | Abdul (ar_477) | 62.42 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
3988. | Michael (my_keyy) | 62.41 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
3989. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 62.41 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
3990. | AD (blastoise13524) | 62.38 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
3991. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 62.38 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
3992. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 62.34 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
3993. | Machine (guldan) | 62.34 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
3994. | kekw (propann) | 62.33 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
3995. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 62.33 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
3996. | Raymond (awedragon) | 62.32 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
3997. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 62.31 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
3998. | who-are-you (who_tf_are_you) | 62.31 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
3999. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.31 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
4000. | nic (dynamic_bandit) | 62.31 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
4001. | Tony (nessjk) | 62.30 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
4002. | igig (eztau) | 62.29 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
4003. | Dan (typefffast) | 62.28 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
4004. | julian (jihadijulian) | 62.28 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
4005. | Hybiakj (hybiakj) | 62.28 | 94% | 2019-10-31 |
4006. | Bob (bobgolf) | 62.28 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
4007. | Peter (portiz121803) | 62.27 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |