As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18247. | anon (dontrun01) | 59.86 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
18248. | Abdulhadi (surebeta) | 59.86 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
18249. | Sandy (sandeshgowda0094) | 59.86 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
18250. | Tung (tungdtran) | 59.86 | 89% | 2016-03-11 |
18251. | Domran (juridie) | 59.86 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
18252. | ralap (ralap) | 59.86 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
18253. | bucz (bucz) | 59.85 | 94% | 2022-07-31 |
18254. | Lidlidlid (lidlidlid) | 59.85 | 92% | 2017-03-31 |
18255. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 59.85 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
18256. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 59.85 | 91% | 2016-10-21 |
18257. | Tomas (ezclapper) | 59.85 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
18258. | Zsombor (ultrahunta) | 59.84 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
18259. | syed (smwq) | 59.84 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
18260. | Rhynier (raikel) | 59.84 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
18261. | cryptids (cryptids) | 59.84 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
18262. | Definitely (exeggmite) | 59.84 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
18263. | J (punpun1234) | 59.83 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
18264. | Cheez (cheez78) | 59.83 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
18265. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 59.83 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
18266. | z3 (z3js) | 59.83 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
18267. | Sayauriee (japanese_maple_l... | 59.83 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
18268. | Avinash (avee_nash) | 59.82 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
18269. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 59.82 | 90% | 2016-08-02 |
18270. | Salah (salah135) | 59.82 | 94% | 2023-10-26 |
18271. | Ripu Daman (krishna_17) | 59.82 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
18272. | Niklas (infraa) | 59.82 | 81% | 2016-09-08 |
18273. | asdf (zainamjad) | 59.82 | 94.5% | 2021-02-17 |
18274. | jpaz (jpaz) | 59.82 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
18275. | watch code geass (josiahh_) | 59.82 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
18276. | CJ (carlovonbarlo) | 59.82 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |