Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1263. | lawrence wong (charmx) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
1264. | Alex (eggstreme) | 88.81 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
1265. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
1266. | Neil (neilborde) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
1267. | t (zyxx) | 88.73 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1268. | Anver (twizzzle) | 88.72 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
1269. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
1270. | deck (deckcsgo) | 88.71 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
1271. | Katie (typerkate) | 88.71 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
1272. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 88.70 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
1273. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
1274. | Safmy (safmy) | 88.67 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
1275. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 88.67 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
1276. | Shiqi (snian) | 88.66 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
1277. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 88.66 | 99% | 2019-03-30 |
1278. | Durum (durumpitta) | 88.66 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
1279. | Patrick (prmichaelsen) | 88.65 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
1280. | Shawn (koveus) | 88.65 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
1281. | purple (purpleanalogue) | 88.64 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
1282. | Anon (anon314) | 88.64 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
1283. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 88.63 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
1284. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 88.61 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
1285. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 88.60 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
1286. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 88.59 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
1287. | Jurgen (jurgen_jurgen) | 88.59 | 99% | 2020-04-24 |
1288. | William (freewille) | 88.59 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
1289. | Satyam (satyam_kumar) | 88.58 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
1290. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 88.57 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
1291. | swaggin (shuutori) | 88.57 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
1292. | Ofek (ofekmauda) | 88.57 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |