As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13396. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 72.15 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
13397. | ezpez (ezpez) | 72.15 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
13398. | GidbinN (gidbinn) | 72.14 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
13399. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 72.14 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
13400. | Shanishetti (shanishetti7) | 72.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
13401. | kawaaii (kawaaii) | 72.13 | 95% | 2023-10-11 |
13402. | Bao (darknight91) | 72.12 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
13403. | Yakhe (ken007) | 72.12 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
13404. | Dran (creyon) | 72.12 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
13405. | Piotr (piotros) | 72.12 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
13406. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 72.12 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
13407. | Wizard (wizardtypist) | 72.12 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
13408. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 72.12 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
13409. | urmum (electriste) | 72.11 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
13410. | aditya (adityasood007) | 72.11 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
13411. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 72.11 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
13412. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 72.10 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
13413. | Mark (markstone_141) | 72.10 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
13414. | Trent (priyank45) | 72.10 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
13415. | kate (wimbleimble) | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
13416. | Morad (morad_the_beast) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
13417. | Jerk (jerkric) | 72.09 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
13418. | lucia (shql) | 72.08 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
13419. | Andrej (androamater) | 72.08 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
13420. | Sambhav (sam_b_hav) | 72.08 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
13421. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 72.08 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
13422. | -_- (nopantsjones) | 72.08 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
13423. | Rayyan (rayyanyusuph) | 72.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
13424. | ktimespi (ktimespi) | 72.08 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
13425. | Alwin (kainetik) | 72.07 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |