So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14873. | Edward (edsteezy) | 76.00 | 95% | 2013-03-21 |
14874. | Rob (rob9) | 76.00 | 88% | 2015-04-23 |
14875. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 75.99 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
14876. | (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚âœ... | 75.99 | 93% | 2015-05-22 |
14877. | Jazz Hands (offsound) | 75.99 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
14878. | Legit (keyslegit) | 75.99 | 95.7% | 2021-01-30 |
14879. | Farid (faridmusayev) | 75.99 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
14880. | mdlu (mdlu) | 75.99 | 89% | 2013-01-28 |
14881. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 75.99 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
14882. | Bajoras (aris354) | 75.99 | 91% | 2016-02-10 |
14883. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 75.98 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
14884. | Man (smortman) | 75.98 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
14885. | Ricky (cosmocalypse) | 75.98 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
14886. | fallagrim (fallagrim) | 75.98 | 96% | 2021-02-19 |
14887. | Khosei (khosei) | 75.98 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
14888. | Tri (trichy26) | 75.98 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
14889. | Matthew (therealmachach) | 75.97 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
14890. | Nick (mariomansp) | 75.97 | 92% | 2013-02-07 |
14891. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 75.97 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
14892. | Bill (sunupsun) | 75.97 | — | 2008-10-12 |
14893. | Babayou (babalo) | 75.97 | — | 2010-03-09 |
14894. | Prajeet (prajeet) | 75.97 | 97% | 2015-11-08 |
14895. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 75.96 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
14896. | Raahil (ravana09) | 75.96 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
14897. | Ivan (pop5a) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
14898. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 75.96 | 95% | 2016-09-08 |
14899. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 75.96 | — | 2009-04-05 |
14900. | Colby (cobblesster) | 75.95 | — | 2011-04-30 |
14901. | Piplup (piplup_) | 75.95 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
14902. | Rixen (redex808) | 75.95 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |