Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2263. | Angélica (angie10410) | 77.13 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
2264. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ (sipps) | 77.12 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
2265. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 77.11 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
2266. | Jayro (miklolol) | 77.11 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
2267. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 77.11 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
2268. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 77.11 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
2269. | JJ (jjbonta) | 77.10 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
2270. | REE (reeeeeeeeee3) | 77.09 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
2271. | Rae (gigimarie) | 77.08 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
2272. | Darren (zasterix) | 77.08 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
2273. | CaccMann (aloned) | 77.05 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
2274. | Matt (teusz07) | 77.05 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
2275. | Mac (fingerfrenzy) | 77.04 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
2276. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 77.02 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
2277. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 77.00 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
2278. | John (slomega) | 76.99 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
2279. | me_irl (powderer) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
2280. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 76.95 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
2281. | fe (ferkoaa) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
2282. | Psyhackological (blackswift) | 76.92 | 94% | 2018-10-14 |
2283. | debois (debois) | 76.92 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
2284. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 76.91 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
2285. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 76.90 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
2286. | G (gee_206) | 76.90 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
2287. | Aidin (aidin177) | 76.90 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
2288. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
2289. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-03-16 |
2290. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 76.88 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
2291. | doquan (doquannnn) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
2292. | Yo (azurewinter) | 76.86 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |