The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12617. | JJSky (jjsky) | 83.55 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
12618. | Lucas (lucsturci) | 83.55 | 95% | 2016-11-25 |
12619. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 83.55 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
12620. | NAFSHT (nafsht) | 83.55 | 98% | 2014-03-14 |
12621. | Andre (edfrank) | 83.54 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
12622. | dougie (dankgeebus) | 83.54 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
12623. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 83.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
12624. | Christian (gergoss) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
12625. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 83.54 | — | 2010-12-25 |
12626. | Julian (juuling) | 83.54 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
12627. | Mack (mvpok) | 83.54 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
12628. | Shivinder (shivindernarr) | 83.53 | 96% | 2012-01-23 |
12629. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.53 | 97% | 2023-11-03 |
12630. | dene (dene) | 83.53 | — | 2009-12-08 |
12631. | Hillary (typeymane) | 83.53 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
12632. | Leyz (leyzz) | 83.53 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
12633. | zhen (zhen_pei) | 83.52 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
12634. | potatocm (potatoalt) | 83.52 | 95.5% | 2021-02-25 |
12635. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 83.52 | 99% | 2013-11-29 |
12636. | efergodox (efergodox) | 83.52 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
12637. | Xxx_RayZ360NoScOpE_xxX (ray... | 83.51 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
12638. | Liem (zfantasyz) | 83.51 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
12639. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 83.51 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
12640. | lol (oknoted) | 83.50 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
12641. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 83.50 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
12642. | Jeremy (sstormsurge) | 83.50 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
12643. | 八啦八啦 (stealthkid) | 83.50 | — | 2010-02-15 |
12644. | Brent (bwieg92) | 83.49 | 99% | 2015-01-28 |
12645. | some guy (luqmen) | 83.49 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
12646. | tstats[xander360] (xander360) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |