What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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823. | LULU (luluthecow) | 92.60 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
824. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 92.59 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
825. | エリカ (erzas) | 92.56 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
826. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 92.55 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
827. | sophisticatedbeaver (sophis... | 92.53 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
828. | break in kb (actuallysoup) | 92.51 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
829. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
830. | (floofyaltaria) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
831. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 92.43 | 99% | 2019-04-01 |
832. | treje (treje) | 92.43 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
833. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 92.43 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
834. | accuracy (disk_chord) | 92.42 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
835. | default car (typingslowly) | 92.40 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
836. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 92.39 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
837. | Tom (timroddle) | 92.36 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
838. | Hmm (sironronron) | 92.32 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
839. | Phil (pliao39) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
840. | Sonny (sonson88) | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
841. | quite fast (edonn) | 92.22 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
842. | (roiii) | 92.22 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
843. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 92.21 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
844. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 92.19 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
845. | Abby (aeheffington) | 92.11 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
846. | Kevin (kev9441) | 92.02 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
847. | (lwycsrc) | 91.94 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
848. | taro (taro_curly) | 91.93 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
849. | Dean (biollama112) | 91.90 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
850. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 91.89 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
851. | Ilia (isilisi) | 91.88 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
852. | Archi💢 (gaijjin) | 91.85 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
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Default (English) | 3,483 | 97.03 | December 10, 2017 |
New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |