As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8346. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
8347. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
8348. | Andres (andres0432) | 84.85 | 90% | 2017-01-06 |
8349. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 84.84 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
8350. | Leon (tagats123) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
8351. | Chad (godchad) | 84.84 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
8352. | William (deviousdd) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
8353. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 84.83 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
8354. | Daniel (shadeless) | 84.83 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
8355. | Arun (genxt) | 84.82 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
8356. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 84.81 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
8357. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
8358. | Mathias (msivert) | 84.81 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
8359. | Ivan (agrus) | 84.81 | 99% | 2018-04-14 |
8360. | J (bnanapeel) | 84.80 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
8361. | Typing (drained_typist) | 84.80 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
8362. | Pazinato (pazinato) | 84.79 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
8363. | Zyzz (avdmp3) | 84.79 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
8364. | Coop (gupp) | 84.79 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
8365. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 84.79 | 97% | 2016-02-02 |
8366. | Klement (klementchen74) | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
8367. | Freddo (freddo7) | 84.78 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
8368. | sakim (kakai123) | 84.78 | 92% | 2015-05-29 |
8369. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 84.77 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
8370. | b (bonkadonks) | 84.77 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
8371. | Aaron (biogence) | 84.76 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
8372. | Rasmus (sbares) | 84.76 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
8373. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 84.76 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
8374. | Lahela (haynballah3) | 84.75 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
8375. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |