As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18788. | Unkn0w3n (unkn0w3n) | 58.39 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
18789. | Putra (hoodedproxy) | 58.39 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
18790. | sloom (sloom_) | 58.39 | 93.4% | 2021-02-22 |
18791. | Ronit (ronit13) | 58.38 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
18792. | chollip (chollip) | 58.38 | 90% | 2017-05-12 |
18793. | Titu (jyotimoydeuri) | 58.38 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
18794. | may (maciem14) | 58.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
18795. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 58.37 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
18796. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 58.37 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
18797. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 58.37 | 94% | 2021-09-27 |
18798. | Osso (ossobuko) | 58.37 | 98.4% | 2021-02-23 |
18799. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 58.37 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
18800. | Omar (dotarow) | 58.36 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
18801. | ha (jerryhaha) | 58.36 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
18802. | TuftyMonk (tuftymonk75) | 58.36 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
18803. | Hit360D (hit360d) | 58.36 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
18804. | Lgtkillz (lgtkillz) | 58.35 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
18805. | Placebo (placebo_ct) | 58.35 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
18806. | taffy (kkristof97) | 58.35 | 95% | 2020-01-16 |
18807. | something (xuegalaxy) | 58.34 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
18808. | Toe Typer (ifingeryour) | 58.34 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
18809. | MadScientisto (madscientisto) | 58.34 | 94% | 2023-09-22 |
18810. | Michael (notillusion) | 58.34 | 96.1% | 2021-02-10 |
18811. | Excalibur (excaliburez) | 58.34 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
18812. | Luca (cheezeitzrice) | 58.33 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
18813. | Lalit Kumar (lalitkumar) | 58.33 | 96.8% | 2023-09-22 |
18814. | surendra (surex54) | 58.33 | 96% | 2017-02-21 |
18815. | Matan (matansel) | 58.33 | 96% | 2017-05-29 |
18816. | Oscar (allthesepollitos) | 58.32 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
18817. | Piss Boyy (ineedanickname) | 58.32 | 93% | 2021-09-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |