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It's a fact. I'm a quack. The disgrace of the AMA. 'Cause my patients die. Yeah, my patients die before they can pay.

—from Like a Surgeon, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since October 7, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
47. ​ (clergy) 113.22 99.2% 2023-10-25
48. Cory (_shelter) 112.41 98% 2019-12-15
49. on membrane (actuallyactual... 111.70 97% 2019-01-05
50. Omar (omarfarhat97) 111.29 100% 2018-03-20
51. Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... 111.25 100% 2019-12-15
52. 1𝐷𝑎𝑦𝐴𝑓𝑡... 111.15 100% 2019-10-27
53. WinterCore (wintercore) 111.05 99% 2018-01-01
54. free palestine from the apa... 108.53 97% 2023-03-18
55. (khronic) 105.96 98% 2017-10-17
56. Violet (a87321dc00) 105.11 98% 2019-12-28
57. Thaissa 3 (kaykmc) 105.11 98% 2017-12-27
58. widd (bigwidd) 104.64 98% 2019-04-18
59. Identitylessness (power_punch) 104.08 100% 2021-10-29
60. why... (fourshademk2) 103.77 98% 2017-11-02
61. (scaphism) 103.69 96% 2019-10-20
62. pasta (pastashapes) 103.16 96% 2022-03-13
63. tiramisu🐇 (pkpeekay) 103.11 98% 2020-02-21
64. twitch.tv/telken_ (telken_i... 102.08 98% 2020-09-12
65. (scraex) 101.86 98% 2021-10-10
66. how 2 type faster? (not_seg... 101.67 96% 2022-01-06
67. (sputype) 101.31 100% 2022-01-22
68. (timjeffery44) 100.70 96% 2020-02-06
69. Polina (uniquesnowflake) 99.94 96% 2020-05-04
70. Sophie (sophiiee) 98.80 98% 2018-09-24
71. hi (newkeyboardlove) 97.20 96% 2018-01-23
72. Eivind (the_bb) 96.07 98% 2019-09-17
73. J (anuszerstoerer) 95.64 97% 2019-03-20
74. Tany (tonyz0909) 95.41 99% 2020-02-21
75. -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) 94.86 100% 2023-08-16
76. ⦗SECT⦘Ǥ❍ÐᗰᐱⴽE... 94.24 97% 2017-10-24

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 2,238 49.41 October 7, 2017
Instant Death Mode 6 80.43 May 5, 2019
Sean Wrona's Universe 1 62.24 December 2, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 0 0.00 January 1, 1970