So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21544. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 64.66 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
21545. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 64.66 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
21546. | Yash (one9805) | 64.66 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
21547. | Thomas (tomvaiou) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-04-27 |
21548. | Cruz (skittle_juice) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
21549. | Potsu (potsuletu) | 64.66 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
21550. | Max (maexxx) | 64.66 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
21551. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 64.65 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
21552. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 64.65 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
21553. | shreyas (shreyas) | 64.65 | — | 2009-10-26 |
21554. | mistirri (mistirri) | 64.65 | 95% | 2019-07-24 |
21555. | Goose (reichmatthew) | 64.65 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
21556. | Davito3 (davito3) | 64.64 | 94% | 2016-05-31 |
21557. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 64.64 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
21558. | Deni (travao) | 64.64 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
21559. | saqib (saqib19) | 64.64 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
21560. | M (kolk) | 64.63 | 83% | 2011-08-06 |
21561. | David (itsdavyh) | 64.63 | 85% | 2014-04-18 |
21562. | Crema (cremacrem) | 64.63 | 94% | 2021-02-05 |
21563. | milan (milanff) | 64.63 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
21564. | Vasanth (springbee) | 64.63 | 92% | 2013-11-26 |
21565. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 64.63 | 88% | 2016-01-12 |
21566. | Potato (milkbag) | 64.63 | 89% | 2016-01-28 |
21567. | Bharain (baobaboi) | 64.63 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
21568. | aleksa (imracingontyping) | 64.62 | 95% | 2023-09-27 |
21569. | mohamed (mitisxm) | 64.62 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
21570. | corey (coreysuter) | 64.62 | — | 2011-03-09 |
21571. | Erik (vofflan) | 64.62 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
21572. | william (williambarusu) | 64.62 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
21573. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 64.62 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |