So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
25903. | Martyn (husseybear) | 57.57 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
25904. | Irene (hersheys410) | 57.57 | 94% | 2015-08-15 |
25905. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 57.57 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
25906. | khubaib (gazi) | 57.57 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
25907. | RealForce (firemp) | 57.57 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
25908. | Abdullah (razerxopp) | 57.56 | 94% | 2023-09-02 |
25909. | Alice (corrupt_smurf) | 57.56 | 94% | 2012-07-10 |
25910. | Hiruto (hiruto_kun) | 57.56 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
25911. | Bumburnyák (vartam7) | 57.56 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
25912. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 57.56 | 89% | 2011-08-08 |
25913. | ☠ ₴ u ₪ i ₤ ☠ (su... | 57.56 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
25914. | Aisha (needforspeed_) | 57.55 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
25915. | Aaryan (goatgoat1) | 57.55 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
25916. | failure (pipy26) | 57.55 | 94% | 2021-04-22 |
25917. | edward (edwarddd) | 57.55 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
25918. | MJ (mmjj) | 57.55 | 97% | 2013-12-01 |
25919. | No (noslurp) | 57.54 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
25920. | Benson (flowery_robot) | 57.54 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
25921. | KenLCT (kenlct) | 57.54 | — | 2009-06-22 |
25922. | Ben (lypang) | 57.54 | — | 2010-09-18 |
25923. | Pips (pips87) | 57.54 | 96% | 2016-07-20 |
25924. | AMIR (zsapom) | 57.53 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
25925. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 57.53 | 90% | 2016-12-09 |
25926. | beanbean (beanbean312) | 57.53 | 93% | 2012-03-29 |
25927. | luyong (xuluyong) | 57.53 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
25928. | MeharG (oashahbaz007) | 57.53 | 91% | 2014-11-20 |
25929. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 57.53 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
25930. | Amie (asears76) | 57.53 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
25931. | Natix (natix) | 57.52 | 93% | 2021-05-09 |
25932. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 57.52 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |