So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9106. | Manuele (mannics) | 87.20 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
9107. | Ben (person132) | 87.20 | — | 2010-05-21 |
9108. | Olivia (orangejuice246) | 87.20 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
9109. | Debbie (debbieas213) | 87.20 | — | 2010-11-05 |
9110. | Mufasa (ceer) | 87.19 | 86% | 2014-04-25 |
9111. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 87.19 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
9112. | asdf (rushlync) | 87.18 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
9113. | Anh (anhton232) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
9114. | big (bigfinger420) | 87.18 | 97.8% | 2021-02-02 |
9115. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 87.18 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
9116. | asaku (asaku) | 87.17 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
9117. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
9118. | Alex (snowmen777) | 87.17 | 97% | 2014-06-20 |
9119. | Jimmy (tenjimmy) | 87.17 | — | 2010-11-10 |
9120. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 87.16 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
9121. | Kumar (kayush) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
9122. | שבי (wallabyy) | 87.15 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
9123. | Neko (pippaola) | 87.15 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
9124. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 87.15 | 91% | 2017-05-14 |
9125. | Cameron (cqmeron) | 87.14 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
9126. | Kept (lietonever) | 87.14 | — | 2011-03-18 |
9127. | R (ghostboy) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
9128. | Matthew (swanson71) | 87.13 | 95% | 2015-02-13 |
9129. | Brendan (brendan_) | 87.13 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
9130. | Colby (colbytothet) | 87.13 | 93% | 2014-03-05 |
9131. | akashi (akashi) | 87.13 | 94% | 2013-04-05 |
9132. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.12 | 99% | 2020-02-15 |
9133. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 87.11 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
9134. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 87.11 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
9135. | Jack (falryx) | 87.11 | — | 2010-09-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |