The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24253. | Ed (cyancity) | 63.58 | 96% | 2016-11-27 |
24254. | mehul (mehulmacwan) | 63.58 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
24255. | Brian (mrfixit42) | 63.58 | — | 2010-10-26 |
24256. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 63.58 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
24257. | Shayan (shayanp) | 63.57 | 90% | 2016-10-01 |
24258. | Joona (waks4ik) | 63.57 | 94% | 2012-10-30 |
24259. | Nathaniel (scryo) | 63.57 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
24260. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 63.57 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
24261. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 63.57 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
24262. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 63.56 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
24263. | Marty (heelgut) | 63.56 | 93% | 2014-12-24 |
24264. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 63.56 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
24265. | Miwck (miwck) | 63.56 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
24266. | Victor (flipoffer13) | 63.56 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
24267. | Huy (thala321) | 63.56 | — | 2010-07-22 |
24268. | Ben (benyefet) | 63.56 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
24269. | pimpaingun (pimpaingun) | 63.55 | 97% | 2013-02-03 |
24270. | yessine (yessine14) | 63.55 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
24271. | Fahmi (3k0d) | 63.55 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
24272. | turtle (vsalyha) | 63.55 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
24273. | Christian (christianromasan... | 63.55 | 87% | 2012-08-23 |
24274. | Peter (downunderdrummer) | 63.54 | — | 2010-11-28 |
24275. | tobias (thandschin) | 63.54 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
24276. | Patrick (patrick4ux) | 63.54 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
24277. | Jareth (jareth) | 63.54 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
24278. | Bart (orzelek) | 63.54 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
24279. | Nameless (nameless_pixel) | 63.53 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
24280. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 63.53 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
24281. | Donian (donian) | 63.53 | 90% | 2015-04-08 |
24282. | Frank (onefun) | 63.53 | 98% | 2013-04-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |