So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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29453. | daniel (daxne22) | 51.36 | 91% | 2012-10-21 |
29454. | Nguyen Quoc (snailking) | 51.36 | — | 2009-02-13 |
29455. | jay (jay_s) | 51.36 | — | 2009-04-01 |
29456. | harshil (hpatel2493) | 51.36 | 93% | 2014-11-05 |
29457. | Siamak (dehbod) | 51.36 | 96% | 2016-03-15 |
29458. | Bhemz (bhemz) | 51.36 | 93% | 2012-01-06 |
29459. | Smarlie (smarlie) | 51.35 | — | 2010-04-05 |
29460. | Eli (elizabethvn) | 51.35 | — | 2010-03-21 |
29461. | anyoneofus (buidangchung) | 51.35 | — | 2009-01-08 |
29462. | Asir Mosaddek (amsakib) | 51.34 | 93% | 2022-04-13 |
29463. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 51.34 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
29464. | Silver (agsilver) | 51.34 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
29465. | Ana (druze_tito) | 51.33 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
29466. | HenTheis (hentheis) | 51.33 | 94% | 2023-06-01 |
29467. | Alim (agropop) | 51.33 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
29468. | Nathaniel (ksyiros) | 51.33 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
29469. | yosuke (yousuke) | 51.32 | 95% | 2012-07-05 |
29470. | elomar (elomarssk) | 51.32 | 97% | 2014-10-10 |
29471. | claudia (pikaboo) | 51.32 | — | 2009-12-04 |
29472. | Md Adnan (adnan_bgp) | 51.32 | 95% | 2013-12-06 |
29473. | los (typossarevalid) | 51.31 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
29474. | name (nnnamelesss) | 51.31 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
29475. | Benjamin (benjamin9214) | 51.31 | 92% | 2016-12-27 |
29476. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 51.31 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
29477. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 51.31 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
29478. | ray (honcho) | 51.31 | 92% | 2015-02-09 |
29479. | DJCheeseburger1 (dj_cheeseb... | 51.30 | 100% | 2023-09-09 |
29480. | Curtis Miller (c_miller3) | 51.30 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
29481. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 51.30 | 94% | 2015-02-14 |
29482. | Rod (up_beat) | 51.30 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |