So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15955. | †KKD†™ (hkkdt1) | 73.98 | — | 2011-04-20 |
15956. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 73.97 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
15957. | bell (bellsoup) | 73.97 | 99% | 2018-03-17 |
15958. | Nicky Chen (nickychen2022xxx) | 73.97 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
15959. | Gooby (goobytheturtle) | 73.97 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
15960. | Andi (almce) | 73.97 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
15961. | Josh (kimchiramen) | 73.97 | — | 2009-11-16 |
15962. | MLM (madlittlemods) | 73.96 | 93% | 2014-06-23 |
15963. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 73.96 | 95% | 2017-01-02 |
15964. | Daniel (partytoss) | 73.96 | 91% | 2013-05-14 |
15965. | kiril (cold_fire) | 73.96 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
15966. | sleepy (drained221) | 73.95 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
15967. | Emil (sinkro) | 73.95 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
15968. | Andreas (drowsybeaver) | 73.95 | 97% | 2012-10-20 |
15969. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 73.95 | 94% | 2016-06-25 |
15970. | j (swaggingpickle) | 73.95 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
15971. | 👽 (sofreakingslow) | 73.94 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
15972. | rothdu (rothdu) | 73.94 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
15973. | Arrietty (arrietty12) | 73.94 | 99% | 2016-04-07 |
15974. | Eduardo (eduardol) | 73.94 | — | 2009-07-27 |
15975. | Min (tiwimeister) | 73.94 | 94% | 2019-07-17 |
15976. | Pete (phoc41) | 73.94 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
15977. | typist (kittychaitus) | 73.94 | 94% | 2011-11-04 |
15978. | Isaac (isaacsil) | 73.94 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
15979. | Peter (buck306) | 73.93 | 99% | 2022-11-10 |
15980. | tstats[nightisbad] (nightis... | 73.93 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
15981. | Pintu (pintu) | 73.93 | — | 2009-11-09 |
15982. | burnotce23 (burnotice23) | 73.93 | 95% | 2012-01-28 |
15983. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 73.93 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
15984. | jessie (jessie7391) | 73.93 | — | 2009-01-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |