The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14945. | smile (takemorebenzos) | 79.25 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
14946. | Jill (devaunsmom) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
14947. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 79.24 | — | 2011-03-22 |
14948. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 79.24 | — | 2009-12-24 |
14949. | Lame (lamers) | 79.23 | — | 2011-01-29 |
14950. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 79.23 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
14951. | Pär (plund) | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
14952. | kb noob (akh7) | 79.23 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
14953. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 79.22 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
14954. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
14955. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
14956. | Nico (mibzib) | 79.22 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
14957. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.22 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
14958. | Lagom (thelagom) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
14959. | dumas (dumass553) | 79.22 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
14960. | Yellow (siunam963) | 79.22 | 98% | 2013-10-12 |
14961. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 79.21 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
14962. | Tilm (duqq) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-27 |
14963. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.21 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
14964. | John (phamone) | 79.21 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
14965. | Milo (vmilo) | 79.21 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
14966. | uty (tisurend) | 79.21 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
14967. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
14968. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 79.20 | 93% | 2011-12-10 |
14969. | Steve (swh400) | 79.20 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
14970. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 79.19 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
14971. | Sam (sdeng) | 79.19 | 86% | 2012-11-02 |
14972. | kirby (tkirby) | 79.19 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
14973. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
14974. | Guest (mysterymustache) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |