Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5401. | Luke (youwanticetea) | 54.98 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
5402. | Ron (4ronse) | 54.98 | 93% | 2019-10-31 |
5403. | Itzael (thrlegend) | 54.97 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
5404. | Temp (drbeatman) | 54.96 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
5405. | David (czhdavid) | 54.95 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
5406. | SkinnyLegend (ar247292) | 54.95 | 94% | 2019-02-01 |
5407. | Joan (joanwyss) | 54.93 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
5408. | Boogs (boogs53) | 54.92 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
5409. | xStevatt (xstevatt) | 54.90 | 94% | 2019-01-14 |
5410. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 54.89 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
5411. | Clebson (cmoura) | 54.89 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
5412. | Haribo (haribooo) | 54.88 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
5413. | Masud (parves1527) | 54.88 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
5414. | Asif (asif04) | 54.87 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
5415. | Artem (bloodypikachu) | 54.87 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
5416. | AppleKeyboard (turbo360) | 54.85 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
5417. | petrol (petrol) | 54.83 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
5418. | Carla (thiacyn) | 54.83 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
5419. | Yatharth (yatharthdhamu07337) | 54.79 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
5420. | nothn' (nonofyourbusiness) | 54.79 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
5421. | Shirui (ozdxx1012) | 54.79 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
5422. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 54.78 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
5423. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 54.76 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
5424. | Yen (yenneilyn) | 54.75 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
5425. | Rhys (onegrainofrice) | 54.74 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
5426. | Joselyn (allicanseenow) | 54.74 | 95% | 2017-09-25 |
5427. | oreo5baht (oreo5baht) | 54.73 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
5428. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 54.70 | 93% | 2020-08-25 |
5429. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 54.67 | 94% | 2017-11-17 |
5430. | Ben (sunbakedbread) | 54.66 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |