Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5689. | milan (milanff) | 41.41 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
5690. | Jakub (jakubko672) | 41.38 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
5691. | yash (the_yash) | 41.33 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
5692. | GoldenLemur (impfire) | 41.30 | 94% | 2018-10-28 |
5693. | na (burkut) | 41.29 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
5694. | fuegotomato (mattscharlestt) | 41.24 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
5695. | Ihor (discernment) | 41.18 | 95% | 2019-03-21 |
5696. | Saidul (saidul_islam) | 41.17 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
5697. | Bogdan (bogdanprof) | 41.15 | 93% | 2020-06-13 |
5698. | RAJENDRA (rawat77) | 41.14 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
5699. | Sam (reason650) | 41.14 | 92% | 2017-10-26 |
5700. | Wendy (crystalblue123) | 41.08 | 94% | 2019-10-14 |
5701. | Dan (deltaenergy) | 41.08 | 92% | 2018-10-11 |
5702. | Jagret (itzzjagret__) | 41.05 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
5703. | EmoTwo9 (emotwo9) | 41.03 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
5704. | Josh (joshmv) | 40.95 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
5705. | Daniel (pepsimaxco) | 40.88 | 92% | 2019-01-18 |
5706. | Ron (ronsar) | 40.85 | 94% | 2019-09-02 |
5707. | KENNETH (happydino) | 40.84 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
5708. | Akhil (akhiljw46) | 40.84 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
5709. | Abum (abum) | 40.78 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
5710. | prakash (prakashlife10) | 40.76 | 92% | 2019-02-19 |
5711. | And (anitadmhrn) | 40.76 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
5712. | Unique (unique1402) | 40.75 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
5713. | Nikolay (ekonom) | 40.74 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
5714. | jithin (jithinjoseph) | 40.71 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
5715. | Henry (squidhs) | 40.68 | 93% | 2017-09-25 |
5716. | sharan (sharandk) | 40.38 | 95% | 2020-05-27 |
5717. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 40.36 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
5718. | mir (mirjamali) | 40.31 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |