So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10225. | Note (notebook_re) | 84.63 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
10226. | Quang Huy (mypoortom) | 84.63 | 96% | 2011-08-23 |
10227. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 84.63 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
10228. | Josephus (josephus) | 84.63 | 93% | 2013-01-26 |
10229. | Samuel (7hands) | 84.63 | 90% | 2012-08-16 |
10230. | Skrub (nonametomake) | 84.62 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
10231. | isabella (izalin) | 84.62 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
10232. | Kaan (nkaant) | 84.62 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
10233. | เป็ดเขียว... | 84.62 | 99% | 2015-01-12 |
10234. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 84.62 | 95% | 2011-12-04 |
10235. | taimoor (taimoorhassan) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
10236. | cole (coldmak) | 84.61 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
10237. | BI (happycat) | 84.61 | 98% | 2012-01-12 |
10238. | Howard (mrchoy) | 84.61 | 95% | 2016-06-15 |
10239. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 84.61 | 97% | 2011-12-17 |
10240. | eten (eten) | 84.61 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
10241. | Clayton (claytonjadkins) | 84.60 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
10242. | John (woot_5000) | 84.60 | 84% | 2012-09-26 |
10243. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 84.60 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
10244. | DislikeBot (dislikebot) | 84.60 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
10245. | Ruark (penchevi09) | 84.60 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
10246. | _AquaFortis_ (_aquafortis_) | 84.59 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
10247. | RIP yomps (dtfps) | 84.59 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
10248. | janer (jcamann) | 84.59 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
10249. | H (docsattar) | 84.59 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
10250. | Klunky (liamrob) | 84.58 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
10251. | Chris (icup) | 84.58 | — | 2009-02-25 |
10252. | Alex (evoamac) | 84.58 | 99% | 2011-08-22 |
10253. | lebron (lebron_mccain) | 84.57 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
10254. | arichnad (arichnad) | 84.57 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |