So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11992. | cheer (charliewi) | 81.18 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
11993. | Mixerbakke (mixerbakke) | 81.18 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
11994. | Brad (risen_au) | 81.18 | 96% | 2013-05-07 |
11995. | d3857265 (d3857265) | 81.17 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
11996. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 81.17 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
11997. | thangerines (thangerines) | 81.17 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
11998. | Juan (isayuno) | 81.17 | 96.9% | 2021-02-13 |
11999. | Iris (iris) | 81.17 | — | 2009-07-04 |
12000. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 81.16 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
12001. | Peter (beterban) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
12002. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 81.16 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
12003. | Awful (sha0wn) | 81.16 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
12004. | Nix (nix_) | 81.15 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
12005. | Cole (beetlespoon) | 81.15 | 97.5% | 2021-02-12 |
12006. | Matt (mlefkow) | 81.15 | — | 2010-07-20 |
12007. | Christopher (ironman31) | 81.15 | — | 2010-12-25 |
12008. | Patrick (pawal001) | 81.14 | 96% | 2017-06-18 |
12009. | 💜LEAN💜 (tellervo) | 81.13 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
12010. | Caesar (caesarp) | 81.13 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
12011. | Damien (dpj1975) | 81.13 | — | 2010-07-12 |
12012. | Gravy (gravyeyes) | 81.12 | 95% | 2017-10-14 |
12013. | kaylee (kayleee_p) | 81.12 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
12014. | Sean (watakawatanaka) | 81.12 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
12015. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 81.12 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
12016. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
12017. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 81.12 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
12018. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 81.11 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
12019. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 81.11 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
12020. | Colozuz (erickjulvan) | 81.11 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
12021. | Shaikh Aman (dude0dude) | 81.11 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |