So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18880. | chandler (typechandler) | 69.10 | 95% | 2015-08-11 |
18881. | Geth (gethman) | 69.10 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
18882. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 69.10 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
18883. | Check (checkmunza) | 69.10 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
18884. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 69.10 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
18885. | Hugh (onionyeeter) | 69.10 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
18886. | POOKR (pookr) | 69.10 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
18887. | Ant (ant1508) | 69.10 | 99% | 2016-10-13 |
18888. | bobby (gogobebe) | 69.09 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
18889. | Teitur (tannason) | 69.09 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
18890. | Bob (sydre2) | 69.09 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
18891. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 69.09 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
18892. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 69.09 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
18893. | Erik (boomfist) | 69.09 | — | 2011-02-07 |
18894. | Oxy (oxy1331) | 69.09 | — | 2009-06-24 |
18895. | Dan (devildub) | 69.09 | 83% | 2013-10-21 |
18896. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 69.08 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
18897. | Elliot (uclacivil) | 69.08 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
18898. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 69.08 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
18899. | EdK (edk2000) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
18900. | bipin (bipinkumarmp) | 69.08 | 96% | 2016-01-04 |
18901. | Owen (ronnyanddonny) | 69.07 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
18902. | Dave (inotdave) | 69.07 | 95% | 2014-05-15 |
18903. | szuchi (schuang) | 69.07 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
18904. | Heather (songbird88) | 69.07 | 91% | 2011-07-21 |
18905. | UMS (umskal) | 69.07 | 90% | 2011-10-14 |
18906. | sentim3ntal1 (sweet_malaak) | 69.07 | 93% | 2013-11-03 |
18907. | musa (initial_m) | 69.07 | 96% | 2012-06-05 |
18908. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 69.06 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
18909. | alv_08 (alv_08) | 69.06 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |