Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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755. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 97.20 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
756. | Usman (x1itachi) | 97.19 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
757. | Herby (enjjj) | 97.18 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
758. | R (rhinousc) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
759. | raz🐢 (razman) | 97.09 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
760. | W (wdana) | 97.09 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
761. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 97.08 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
762. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 97.08 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
763. | The_Puglord (the_puglord) | 97.08 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
764. | Jay (jayrealx2) | 97.07 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
765. | Kevin (kevinali1) | 97.07 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
766. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 97.05 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
767. | Jimmy (cthuluhoop123) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
768. | Alexandre (aletm) | 97.03 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
769. | . (xtypscer) | 97.01 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
770. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 96.98 | 100% | 2020-08-06 |
771. | Angela (silent_t) | 96.96 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
772. | Tona (tona5959) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
773. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 96.96 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
774. | blank (parse) | 96.96 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
775. | Diolex (diolex) | 96.94 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
776. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 96.94 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
777. | Effdee (effdee) | 96.93 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
778. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 96.89 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
779. | Andy (sheva370) | 96.89 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
780. | Sebastian (boywonder) | 96.88 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
781. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.82 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
782. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 96.81 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
783. | Shiney (shineyy) | 96.76 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
784. | Alan (alanasian) | 96.75 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |