So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11083. | Furch (furch) | 82.99 | 97% | 2012-11-25 |
11084. | Sentai (sentai421) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
11085. | Ansh (gummybearansh) | 82.98 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
11086. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 82.98 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
11087. | spexz111 (rubiks_boy10) | 82.98 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
11088. | Bot (348866896) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
11089. | CJ (cjnfl) | 82.97 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
11090. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
11091. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
11092. | Adam (woohooman) | 82.97 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
11093. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 82.97 | 90% | 2016-11-12 |
11094. | Leon (leon22) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
11095. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
11096. | Emma (emseusa) | 82.96 | 94% | 2013-02-03 |
11097. | Justin (fluents) | 82.96 | 90% | 2012-01-07 |
11098. | Rob (aftershock7) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
11099. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 82.95 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
11100. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 82.95 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
11101. | Leimondu (roshia) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
11102. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
11103. | wazani (wazani) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
11104. | Dylan (parable) | 82.95 | — | 2009-03-07 |
11105. | Bryant (mrpayday) | 82.94 | 89% | 2016-03-30 |
11106. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 82.94 | 93.4% | 2023-10-11 |
11107. | Sam (special_cookie) | 82.94 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
11108. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 82.94 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
11109. | Richard (richardgew) | 82.94 | 92% | 2016-03-19 |
11110. | Alina (doge_suchwow) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-03-26 |
11111. | Sanbi (ss8vd) | 82.94 | — | 2010-08-04 |
11112. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 82.94 | — | 2009-10-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |