As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17310. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 62.20 | 91% | 2016-10-12 |
17311. | SlowAsATurtle (speedrunner1) | 62.19 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
17312. | Emil (mielies1) | 62.19 | 98% | 2016-11-18 |
17313. | Aise (ryen_th) | 62.19 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
17314. | Enrico (onenrico) | 62.19 | 91% | 2016-06-17 |
17315. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 62.19 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
17316. | Marcus (miiizu) | 62.18 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
17317. | Sp (racer_23) | 62.18 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
17318. | :) (erincur123) | 62.18 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
17319. | Manu (manu_uchiha) | 62.18 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
17320. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 62.18 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
17321. | Nirmith (nirmith_akash) | 62.17 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
17322. | Aryan (jeffery346) | 62.17 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
17323. | Janjay Ean (janjayr) | 62.17 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
17324. | pica123 (yeeboi) | 62.17 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
17325. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 62.17 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
17326. | apolcube (japollopntr77) | 62.16 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
17327. | Speed (speedking01) | 62.16 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
17328. | anna (gpanna) | 62.16 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
17329. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
17330. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-03-20 |
17331. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
17332. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
17333. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
17334. | Sky (husam365) | 62.16 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
17335. | sil (pandaturtle) | 62.16 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
17336. | Matthew (strucktech) | 62.15 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
17337. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 62.15 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
17338. | SS (ssk2004) | 62.15 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
17339. | typerchinam (typerchinam) | 62.15 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |