As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10879. | chabasakina (chabasakinatr) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
10880. | Linh (linh62742) | 78.50 | 97% | 2015-04-04 |
10881. | Nikola (elenhar) | 78.50 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
10882. | Alvin (vinch23) | 78.49 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
10883. | Kenn (pieslinger) | 78.48 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
10884. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 78.48 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
10885. | Luke (dragonacorn) | 78.48 | 97.3% | 2021-02-01 |
10886. | mrta (mrta) | 78.48 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
10887. | Jed (zhenya) | 78.48 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
10888. | Ross (zileanthebomb) | 78.48 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
10889. | Dominik (jazzon) | 78.47 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
10890. | sugdese (sugdese) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
10891. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
10892. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
10893. | Santiago (regoot) | 78.47 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
10894. | Davit (alpha_17) | 78.46 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
10895. | Tangguh (tangguh_) | 78.45 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
10896. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 78.45 | 91% | 2015-11-01 |
10897. | Gabriel (cptwolfy) | 78.45 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
10898. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 78.45 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
10899. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 78.45 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
10900. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 78.45 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
10901. | alam (alamjael) | 78.44 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
10902. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 78.44 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
10903. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 78.44 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
10904. | anup (anuphunt) | 78.44 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
10905. | Aaron (wayku) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
10906. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 78.43 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
10907. | Elliott Curtis (ecurtis12345) | 78.43 | 98.2% | 2023-11-01 |
10908. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |