So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10901. | Dancin (dancindazed) | 83.31 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
10902. | christopher "crash" (christ... | 83.31 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
10903. | Berenice (berenice_quiroz) | 83.31 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
10904. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 83.30 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
10905. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
10906. | Chopsticks (glasschopsticks) | 83.30 | 97.5% | 2023-11-02 |
10907. | Nizam (nizamm) | 83.30 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
10908. | Marek (ksydry) | 83.30 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
10909. | silver (silverrocker) | 83.30 | 92% | 2013-04-30 |
10910. | Blankout (blankout) | 83.30 | 98% | 2011-12-29 |
10911. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 83.29 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
10912. | David (bomely) | 83.29 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
10913. | Jasmeet (jasmeetsingh) | 83.29 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
10914. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 83.28 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
10915. | flair (ellemo) | 83.27 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
10916. | Alan (senseichen) | 83.26 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
10917. | Ryan (nuigit) | 83.25 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
10918. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 83.25 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
10919. | s3yf (unclemeat) | 83.25 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
10920. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 83.25 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
10921. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 83.25 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
10922. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 83.25 | 95% | 2015-02-21 |
10923. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 83.25 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
10924. | Geoff (goffrie) | 83.24 | 83% | 2016-02-02 |
10925. | Dan (dabombdanh) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
10926. | Jacob (jmbreche) | 83.24 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
10927. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 83.24 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
10928. | Sharknado (nalex1122) | 83.24 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
10929. | Joash Emmanuel (wawashie) | 83.24 | 97% | 2012-05-21 |
10930. | Noémi (dontknow) | 83.24 | — | 2009-11-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |