As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13156. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 72.78 | 88% | 2015-12-31 |
13157. | ᴅᴏɴɢ² (feindae) | 72.78 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
13158. | kc (kcp14344) | 72.78 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
13159. | Kelli (kellil08) | 72.78 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
13160. | tofu (dofoolee) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
13161. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 72.77 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
13162. | ekoth (ekoth) | 72.77 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
13163. | John (lightblue1) | 72.77 | 92% | 2017-03-14 |
13164. | Logan (classrock55) | 72.76 | 92% | 2015-07-19 |
13165. | Y.R.E. (rovvy) | 72.76 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
13166. | Greti (greti) | 72.76 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
13167. | Artin (artinmk) | 72.75 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
13168. | PickleCork (proogle_can) | 72.75 | 95% | 2021-11-14 |
13169. | mbayunugraha (buludomba) | 72.75 | 89% | 2016-06-07 |
13170. | John Paul (aliasjp) | 72.74 | 94% | 2017-09-24 |
13171. | Skeptic (haseebulhamza) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
13172. | BMapleYT (bmapleyt) | 72.73 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
13173. | Kicker (kickermasu) | 72.73 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
13174. | Blac (nice_tea) | 72.73 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
13175. | Mike (mike01314) | 72.73 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
13176. | oogy (owogy) | 72.73 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
13177. | Allanbow (allanbow) | 72.73 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
13178. | GBT (r_tog) | 72.72 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
13179. | Mihails (keingar) | 72.72 | 94% | 2023-05-09 |
13180. | Robert (robson3000) | 72.72 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
13181. | fallagrim (fallagrim) | 72.72 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
13182. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 72.72 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
13183. | khater (giftedkhater) | 72.71 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
13184. | Ronaldy (yoga1212) | 72.71 | 94% | 2016-05-17 |
13185. | squidite (squidite) | 72.70 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |