As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18512. | Dom (dcsonic41) | 59.03 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
18513. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 59.02 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
18514. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 59.02 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
18515. | Bill (damici_lift) | 59.02 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
18516. | Husain (husainf5272) | 59.01 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
18517. | Ethan (applesyder) | 59.01 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
18518. | tarun (ronythakur) | 59.01 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
18519. | Mystical (mysticallgold) | 59.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
18520. | Clicky (ottoble) | 59.00 | 93% | 2021-05-19 |
18521. | Nikhil (doctor_doom) | 58.99 | 94% | 2020-03-17 |
18522. | cole (cole_makker) | 58.99 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
18523. | Tim (eternalwind) | 58.99 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
18524. | Patrick (pgosser01) | 58.99 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
18525. | Smanatha (househippo) | 58.99 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
18526. | Typerosaurus Rex (sweetdrift) | 58.98 | 88% | 2016-12-20 |
18527. | 관세음보살 (rororok) | 58.98 | 93% | 2016-07-11 |
18528. | Prateek (sat13) | 58.97 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
18529. | magnolia (magnoliatreebark) | 58.97 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
18530. | Josh (juicelrd) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
18531. | Yasmine (gminorsmama) | 58.97 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
18532. | Kusumio (kuzumio) | 58.97 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
18533. | Matei (asteroidul_x) | 58.97 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
18534. | Osama (osama_alkhodairy) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
18535. | Rylez (rylezyt) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
18536. | shigi (shigi) | 58.96 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
18537. | Yoby (yobynad) | 58.96 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
18538. | della (della_a) | 58.96 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
18539. | رحيم (rahim06) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
18540. | Byron (chicken_little1) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
18541. | Ang (pwntorius_07) | 58.95 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |