As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17594. | Johannes123ABC (johannes123... | 61.65 | 94.7% | 2021-02-04 |
17595. | Takeh (sammydgenius201_) | 61.64 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
17596. | Alem (alemm) | 61.64 | 88% | 2017-04-09 |
17597. | sanchay (sanchay_) | 61.64 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
17598. | Ralcana (lolipoi123) | 61.64 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
17599. | the_P_man (thepman) | 61.63 | 94% | 2024-04-17 |
17600. | NimbleKoala (nimble_koala) | 61.63 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
17601. | John (abusiveslider) | 61.63 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
17602. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 61.63 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
17603. | Rohan (r2d3) | 61.63 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
17604. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
17605. | Arvid (bottiger) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
17606. | John (jmmo) | 61.62 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
17607. | SImo (__simo__) | 61.62 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
17608. | J (jj024) | 61.62 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
17609. | Leo (ash152152) | 61.62 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
17610. | Isa (dxnamic_) | 61.61 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
17611. | Advait (amwal) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
17612. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 61.61 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
17613. | Ben (realolympian) | 61.61 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
17614. | Leon (kahelleon) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
17615. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 61.61 | 96% | 2017-01-23 |
17616. | Midnight (onepanda) | 61.61 | 93% | 2016-10-01 |
17617. | typo11 (typo11) | 61.60 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
17618. | Benjamin (banjo_) | 61.60 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
17619. | Tom (twrig144) | 61.60 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
17620. | Hoang (feelsdankman_1) | 61.60 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
17621. | Jan (jfornoff) | 61.59 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
17622. | Ying-Chen (nash_equilibrium) | 61.59 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
17623. | loc (loctheog) | 61.57 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |