Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2236. | Ji (jitaee) | 78.03 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
2237. | Zach (tertiaryhero) | 78.01 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
2238. | Archie (rchieallen) | 78.00 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
2239. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 78.00 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
2240. | Jamal (xflash) | 77.97 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
2241. | John (_johndoe_) | 77.96 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
2242. | Max (maxhalo) | 77.93 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
2243. | Mark (veltzer) | 77.91 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
2244. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 77.89 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
2245. | Memo (memo58) | 77.88 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
2246. | JP (jpuppey) | 77.88 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
2247. | Em (aftran942) | 77.87 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
2248. | Owen (owenl131) | 77.87 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
2249. | Raymond (cid222) | 77.86 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
2250. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 77.86 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
2251. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 77.86 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
2252. | don (seichan_04) | 77.84 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
2253. | Claudia (ohclaudia) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
2254. | Trixie1018 (trixie1018) | 77.83 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
2255. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
2256. | RAPdawg (rapdawg530) | 77.81 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
2257. | John Myco (thetyper24) | 77.80 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
2258. | Aidan (aidanharges) | 77.80 | 95% | 2019-05-09 |
2259. | Mostare (mostare) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
2260. | Herman (hermantam) | 77.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
2261. | Julian (itsnutra) | 77.77 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
2262. | Roc (tecspeed) | 77.76 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
2263. | eg (chorbe) | 77.76 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
2264. | L + (n1ckname152) | 77.75 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
2265. | Mikko (mkrk) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |