As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16577. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 64.19 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
16578. | Rei (reikraust) | 64.19 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
16579. | Delevic (delevic) | 64.19 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
16580. | Tom (tdaugherty29) | 64.19 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
16581. | Axel (prodiicate) | 64.18 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
16582. | Gatsu (ace27) | 64.18 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
16583. | imtiaz (imtiaz12) | 64.18 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
16584. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 64.18 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
16585. | Vinnie (vinnieg) | 64.17 | 96% | 2018-08-04 |
16586. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 64.17 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
16587. | Charles (future965) | 64.17 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
16588. | Palish (palish) | 64.17 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
16589. | Junell (smilky666) | 64.17 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
16590. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 64.16 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
16591. | CHENZHEN (chuchu555) | 64.16 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
16592. | Ganpil (narenraja) | 64.16 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
16593. | Sameer (sameercarpenter) | 64.15 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
16594. | patembe (patembe) | 64.15 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
16595. | Mohamad Qattan (m_qattan) | 64.15 | 95% | 2023-10-24 |
16596. | Chih-hai (oceansfavor) | 64.15 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
16597. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 64.15 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
16598. | (atr_318) | 64.14 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
16599. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 64.14 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
16600. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 64.14 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
16601. | Youssef (nuggetdip) | 64.14 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
16602. | SkinnyLegend (ar247292) | 64.14 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
16603. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 64.14 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
16604. | Frank (frank_1202) | 64.13 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
16605. | totallynotabot (smarterthan... | 64.13 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
16606. | Rasmus (kennystarfighter_) | 64.13 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |