So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11582. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 81.99 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
11583. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 81.98 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
11584. | kenneth (adios1) | 81.97 | 91% | 2014-10-04 |
11585. | Bone (mrstyles) | 81.97 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
11586. | HUONO (gghuono) | 81.97 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
11587. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
11588. | Christopher (chesscello) | 81.97 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
11589. | Bob (merong_merong) | 81.97 | 91% | 2015-04-27 |
11590. | Duy (finalluv) | 81.96 | 98% | 2014-08-21 |
11591. | R4v1 (mirasravi) | 81.96 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
11592. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 81.95 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
11593. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 81.95 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
11594. | James (ducngocngo2) | 81.95 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
11595. | Tzipi (moeru) | 81.95 | — | 2009-02-13 |
11596. | Debbie (iceprincess) | 81.95 | — | 2008-10-12 |
11597. | Holland (holland) | 81.95 | — | 2008-10-31 |
11598. | Faith (febrimando) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
11599. | Reese (shabbb) | 81.94 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
11600. | David (davidt585) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
11601. | Kurozuma (kurozuma) | 81.94 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
11602. | bigjilm (bigjilm2112) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
11603. | Kyle (kylepuno) | 81.94 | 90% | 2013-10-05 |
11604. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 81.94 | 99% | 2013-04-11 |
11605. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 81.94 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
11606. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 81.94 | 91% | 2016-03-12 |
11607. | Quitter (noobmaster19) | 81.93 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
11608. | Nick (nhumensk) | 81.93 | 97% | 2014-03-29 |
11609. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 81.93 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
11610. | Kenneth (thebestpotatona) | 81.93 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
11611. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 81.93 | 93% | 2014-09-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |