So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
24760. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 59.48 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
24761. | Ujjwol (ujjwol) | 59.48 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
24762. | Sintana (banktpn25437) | 59.48 | 96.8% | 2021-02-09 |
24763. | cuong (cuongbenki) | 59.48 | — | 2011-03-11 |
24764. | lolr (crimson_serenity) | 59.48 | 88% | 2011-09-28 |
24765. | Joseph (josephyen) | 59.48 | — | 2010-03-14 |
24766. | Cnoevil (cnoevil) | 59.48 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
24767. | Jeudry (jeudry) | 59.48 | 87% | 2014-02-12 |
24768. | Manjula (manjula121) | 59.47 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
24769. | Baiza Iqbal (baizatheburger) | 59.47 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
24770. | Santhosh (54nth05h) | 59.47 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
24771. | Dark (darkwin) | 59.47 | 93% | 2014-04-14 |
24772. | timothy (thovin) | 59.47 | 92% | 2016-02-01 |
24773. | Joshua (jacan) | 59.47 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
24774. | dayan (dayan) | 59.47 | — | 2008-12-21 |
24775. | Ashok (ashok009) | 59.47 | 91% | 2015-01-19 |
24776. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
24777. | Schumâ„¢ (justaplayer_2137) | 59.46 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
24778. | KOSTOV (kostov) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
24779. | Paul (pjpage) | 59.46 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
24780. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
24781. | Bojan (nerull7) | 59.46 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
24782. | David (hernan940730) | 59.46 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
24783. | KoJor (hysoonwic) | 59.45 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
24784. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 59.45 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
24785. | RazMelon (razmelon) | 59.45 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
24786. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 59.45 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
24787. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.45 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
24788. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 59.45 | — | 2010-12-06 |
24789. | Brent (burntsea) | 59.44 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |