So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7063. | Great (greatfater666) | 92.49 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
7064. | Sean (sean_russell) | 92.49 | 100% | 2013-12-10 |
7065. | Zevi (zevie) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
7066. | Trey (pgneal3) | 92.48 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
7067. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 92.48 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
7068. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
7069. | Tommy (ivalice) | 92.48 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
7070. | SeeK (sneakyseek) | 92.47 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
7071. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
7072. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 92.47 | — | 2011-03-01 |
7073. | Matt (sjustus) | 92.46 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
7074. | Battesti (koubou) | 92.46 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
7075. | Cody (drez) | 92.46 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
7076. | Twiggy (twiggylic) | 92.45 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
7077. | Derek (rasehead) | 92.45 | — | 2009-10-17 |
7078. | Wizu (wizublaty) | 92.45 | — | 2010-02-21 |
7079. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
7080. | Luke (notasweatyaurelion) | 92.44 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
7081. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
7082. | Alan (alanio) | 92.44 | 93% | 2012-04-14 |
7083. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
7084. | inigo (indigo_july) | 92.44 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
7085. | thifuni (thifuni) | 92.44 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
7086. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 92.44 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
7087. | Someone (littleriver) | 92.43 | 99% | 2022-11-16 |
7088. | Nick (cryptor) | 92.43 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
7089. | Thomas (thomasdo1) | 92.43 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
7090. | Noam (noamaster88) | 92.43 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
7091. | Russell (rjonesx) | 92.43 | — | 2010-04-05 |
7092. | Mojo (mojoejojo) | 92.42 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |