As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17862. | Chidera (moving_on) | 60.72 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
17863. | Oatseveryday (oatseveryday) | 60.71 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
17864. | wonaeryschungaryen (wonaery... | 60.71 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
17865. | Dmitri (fruitloaf) | 60.71 | 99% | 2017-06-04 |
17866. | Martin (korax) | 60.71 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
17867. | arjun22 (arjun22) | 60.71 | 93% | 2015-04-29 |
17868. | IguanaTed (iguanated) | 60.70 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
17869. | touko.ursin (oikipoiki) | 60.70 | 95% | 2022-05-01 |
17870. | Kacper (peccoth) | 60.70 | 95.9% | 2021-02-04 |
17871. | Pemain PUBG (pemain_pubg1) | 60.70 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
17872. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 60.70 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
17873. | Yams (yams_) | 60.69 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
17874. | Nursultan (1servant96) | 60.69 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
17875. | Usman (grim_09) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
17876. | laurent (ajgad) | 60.69 | 94% | 2015-04-03 |
17877. | Mr. (doomfire) | 60.69 | 90% | 2015-12-24 |
17878. | JOJ (not2gud) | 60.68 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
17879. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 60.67 | 90% | 2015-08-28 |
17880. | Novus (novus_203) | 60.67 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
17881. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 60.67 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
17882. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 60.67 | 94% | 2015-05-20 |
17883. | Merey (abdu_m) | 60.66 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
17884. | Kameron (kamray22) | 60.66 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
17885. | DunDun (dundunbread) | 60.65 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
17886. | Saket (saketraj) | 60.65 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
17887. | Sky (happysky) | 60.65 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
17888. | Krushna (krush111878) | 60.65 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
17889. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 60.65 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
17890. | Blank (sydale) | 60.65 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
17891. | Haseeb (haseeb_fa) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |