So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8304. | David (punker2p2) | 89.06 | 95% | 2011-10-14 |
8305. | Count (countkoala) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
8306. | Comrade (allthuser) | 89.05 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
8307. | alexis (alexxxis) | 89.05 | 92% | 2012-05-30 |
8308. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 89.05 | 97% | 2016-10-12 |
8309. | Inferno (Spread Love❤️)... | 89.04 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
8310. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 89.04 | 98% | 2014-03-20 |
8311. | Justin (imbaman) | 89.04 | 95% | 2011-12-13 |
8312. | alen (ozqd) | 89.03 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
8313. | London (london_town) | 89.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-31 |
8314. | Katappa (sim007) | 89.03 | 99% | 2021-12-11 |
8315. | Crown (nworc) | 89.03 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
8316. | j (iamarenasnowscoldsweat) | 89.03 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
8317. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 89.03 | 93% | 2011-06-09 |
8318. | magnus (magnus0506) | 89.03 | 94% | 2015-03-23 |
8319. | Mathias (doomthunder) | 89.03 | 92% | 2013-08-05 |
8320. | Avi (avispeedracer28) | 89.02 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
8321. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 89.02 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
8322. | Eric (ericxkim) | 89.02 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
8323. | Guido (giantguido) | 89.02 | 95% | 2011-06-12 |
8324. | No Excuses. (noquittinghere) | 89.02 | 91% | 2011-09-21 |
8325. | 港女 (hkgal) | 89.02 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
8326. | wesly (slydr) | 89.01 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
8327. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 89.00 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
8328. | Moritz (elagon) | 88.99 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
8329. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 88.99 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
8330. | Masterobi (masterobi) | 88.99 | — | 2009-08-27 |
8331. | Kai (jjune) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
8332. | Sverker (sverker2004) | 88.98 | — | 2010-06-01 |
8333. | Quench (quench) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |