As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13328. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
13329. | Chris (patterns) | 72.24 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
13330. | Casey (supermomx5) | 72.23 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
13331. | An (themegabam5) | 72.23 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
13332. | Ze King (kaysa) | 72.23 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
13333. | cokev0mit (cokev0mit) | 72.22 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
13334. | e (blkys) | 72.22 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
13335. | PMC (pmcc) | 72.22 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
13336. | Justin (justxn) | 72.22 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
13337. | Jack (manicman) | 72.22 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
13338. | Rajesh (rajeshsharma) | 72.22 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
13339. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 72.21 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
13340. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 72.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
13341. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 72.21 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
13342. | Jason (jasongog) | 72.21 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
13343. | www (dieucra) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-06-19 |
13344. | Majid (aiaiuui) | 72.20 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
13345. | dlrMan (bevins) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
13346. | Irakli (fastandsurprised) | 72.20 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
13347. | Alex (nocut) | 72.20 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
13348. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 72.19 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
13349. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
13350. | Tyler (sitfor) | 72.19 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
13351. | Eduardo (djyoshi8225) | 72.19 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
13352. | Alex (alexrac3r) | 72.19 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
13353. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 72.19 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
13354. | Ignas (s3i4) | 72.19 | 97% | 2017-03-16 |
13355. | DoubleOfU (doubleofu) | 72.18 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
13356. | Emily (crydamoure) | 72.18 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
13357. | Dylan (odps) | 72.18 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |