As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7413. | Rachel (rayellen) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
7414. | Airdan (asianfriess) | 87.46 | 96.2% | 2023-11-03 |
7415. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 87.46 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
7416. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
7417. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
7418. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
7419. | albert (csnake) | 87.45 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
7420. | Tuan (hbluu) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
7421. | Filip (sodic) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
7422. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 87.45 | 100% | 2017-07-28 |
7423. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 87.44 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
7424. | Aespar (aespar) | 87.44 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
7425. | Levin (stripedoctor) | 87.44 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
7426. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 87.44 | 96% | 2023-06-06 |
7427. | Claudio (tato41) | 87.43 | 96.5% | 2024-02-05 |
7428. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 87.43 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
7429. | josh (cubuff8) | 87.42 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
7430. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 87.42 | 99% | 2019-01-12 |
7431. | Herman (hermantam) | 87.42 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
7432. | svs (svs_manee) | 87.42 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
7433. | Fed (raijin22) | 87.41 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
7434. | Levi (famoosh) | 87.41 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
7435. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 87.41 | 100% | 2023-11-05 |
7436. | Benski (bmar6878) | 87.41 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
7437. | venus® (venuspailer) | 87.41 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
7438. | Ella (amhaissup) | 87.41 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
7439. | neo (eliteneo) | 87.41 | 97.3% | 2021-01-29 |
7440. | Ogs⭐⭐⭐⭐ (ogsessed) | 87.41 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
7441. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 87.41 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
7442. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 87.40 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |