As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12408. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 74.48 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
12409. | Nathan (nateloveyou) | 74.48 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
12410. | chicken (chethan819) | 74.47 | 96.5% | 2023-10-09 |
12411. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 74.47 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
12412. | Ken (kotktw) | 74.46 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
12413. | Axolotl (aj0l0tl) | 74.46 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
12414. | avrial l (aviralbh) | 74.46 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
12415. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 74.45 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
12416. | Akizumi (linaaron) | 74.45 | 95% | 2022-08-28 |
12417. | Jude (philivey) | 74.45 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
12418. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 74.44 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
12419. | Corentin (risemu) | 74.44 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
12420. | Hauke (gtxspeeder) | 74.44 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
12421. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 74.44 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
12422. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 74.43 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
12423. | : { (john_fin) | 74.43 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
12424. | RIJU (rijuthetyper) | 74.42 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
12425. | Filthy Jules (filthy_jules) | 74.42 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
12426. | Mehti (lylehti) | 74.42 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
12427. | Yuki (yukiddingme) | 74.42 | 96.2% | 2021-02-20 |
12428. | νοιτα_(Tony) (voltavid... | 74.42 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
12429. | (aylmao3) | 74.42 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
12430. | komaru (komaru) | 74.42 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
12431. | Nanek (nlited) | 74.42 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
12432. | Oscar (veasts) | 74.41 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
12433. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 74.41 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
12434. | Kwek (kyjing) | 74.41 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
12435. | Renson (renson1) | 74.41 | 95% | 2018-06-20 |
12436. | matin (mdmatin4) | 74.41 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
12437. | Zeddoune (al_chapo) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |