As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13936. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
13937. | Obviously a hacker (obvious... | 70.75 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
13938. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 70.75 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
13939. | _____ (____________________... | 70.75 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
13940. | Cain (gigabite) | 70.74 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
13941. | Mamet (protyper121) | 70.74 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
13942. | Jambalsuren (jambaaaa) | 70.74 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
13943. | Samuel (triples7) | 70.74 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
13944. | Jennifer (hosh_48) | 70.74 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
13945. | John (flyingmangoose) | 70.73 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
13946. | John (johncha15724) | 70.73 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
13947. | YNCBearz (bear19930414) | 70.72 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
13948. | aEr0 (_aero) | 70.72 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
13949. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 70.72 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
13950. | Max (elsancho5) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
13951. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 70.72 | 90% | 2016-05-20 |
13952. | Anuj (smasher640) | 70.71 | 89% | 2016-06-27 |
13953. | Andrei (trimple) | 70.71 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
13954. | Arata (aratatakeda) | 70.71 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
13955. | Mine (minepro3004) | 70.71 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
13956. | nil.rajmane@gmail.com (nila... | 70.71 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
13957. | punj (punj) | 70.70 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
13958. | Dotza (dotza) | 70.70 | 99% | 2019-11-22 |
13959. | Lepry (leprykun) | 70.70 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
13960. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 70.70 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
13961. | Nick (sidj0n) | 70.70 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
13962. | Kristen (kstuart) | 70.70 | 91% | 2015-05-27 |
13963. | Frank (frankthechamp) | 70.70 | 97% | 2015-05-11 |
13964. | Ibrahim (ibrahim1018) | 70.69 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
13965. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 70.69 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |