As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9164. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 82.66 | 92% | 2017-05-28 |
9165. | Grammar is my Kryptonite (4... | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
9166. | NotThat (d_reamer) | 82.65 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
9167. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
9168. | Pandø (daterphi) | 82.65 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
9169. | sean (tpsn3) | 82.65 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
9170. | Eric (notmexican) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
9171. | Dean (limome) | 82.64 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
9172. | sackbut (sackbut) | 82.64 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
9173. | Daan (macdann6) | 82.64 | 100% | 2020-10-05 |
9174. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 82.64 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
9175. | The (syberion) | 82.63 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
9176. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
9177. | Sabrina (astaraya) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
9178. | Vince (gaminggamers) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
9179. | Thor77 (thor77_) | 82.63 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
9180. | Nicolas (nicolassteven) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
9181. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
9182. | Red Guy (theotherredguy) | 82.62 | 95.1% | 2021-02-09 |
9183. | Duxh (duxh) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
9184. | Isaac (tastypoop) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
9185. | Ford (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 82.62 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
9186. | Terry (big_tarray) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
9187. | Akzhol (leito1) | 82.61 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
9188. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.61 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
9189. | James (collinzheng) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
9190. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 82.60 | 94% | 2023-09-08 |
9191. | D (chubbieveggie) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
9192. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
9193. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 82.60 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |