I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1211. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 83.71 | 98.2% | 2023-10-21 |
1212. | kerp (kerp434) | 83.70 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
1213. | - (amroph) | 83.68 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
1214. | Kinst (swiftens) | 83.66 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
1215. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
1216. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 83.61 | 94.9% | 2024-01-25 |
1217. | Daniel (daniel_789) | 83.57 | 96% | 2024-01-17 |
1218. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 83.54 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
1219. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 83.51 | 97% | 2024-04-06 |
1220. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 83.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-16 |
1221. | Amir Zenelji (hercdisclosed) | 83.45 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
1222. | Janis (vigilante434) | 83.42 | 98.3% | 2024-01-20 |
1223. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 83.42 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
1224. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 83.35 | 97.5% | 2024-05-28 |
1225. | lelocle (lelocle) | 83.35 | 98.5% | 2023-09-26 |
1226. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 83.33 | 98% | 2024-01-17 |
1227. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 83.32 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
1228. | Filip (kicklets) | 83.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
1229. | farzan (farzanhges) | 83.24 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
1230. | Becky (beckye430) | 83.21 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
1231. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 83.19 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
1232. | BubbleJump (bubblejump) | 83.17 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
1233. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 83.12 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
1234. | gulzardi11 (gulzardi11) | 83.10 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
1235. | BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) | 83.08 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
1236. | Nabil2x (nabil2x) | 83.06 | 95% | 2024-01-27 |
1237. | Akshaasdfay (aksgula22) | 83.05 | 99% | 2024-01-13 |
1238. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 83.05 | 98% | 2023-11-27 |
1239. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 83.04 | 95.9% | 2023-10-02 |
1240. | C R Aswin (cr_aswin_) | 83.04 | 97.3% | 2024-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |