So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5451. | (zesty11) | 97.28 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
5452. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
5453. | Joey (germslol) | 97.28 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
5454. | Dain (dain98) | 97.27 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
5455. | Rifky (nurarihyon12) | 97.26 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
5456. | John (drboss38) | 97.26 | 95% | 2013-03-01 |
5457. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 97.25 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
5458. | Samosas (samosas) | 97.24 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
5459. | Djordje (djo666) | 97.24 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
5460. | Kai (leetype) | 97.24 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
5461. | Derrick (insublee) | 97.23 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
5462. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 97.23 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
5463. | TheMaz (the_maz) | 97.23 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
5464. | Chew (kalenovice) | 97.22 | 95% | 2014-10-26 |
5465. | Tarako (tarako) | 97.22 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
5466. | Donald Trump is your daddy.... | 97.22 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
5467. | nhdtxdy (nhdtxdy) | 97.21 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
5468. | Laura (bluswirll) | 97.21 | 95% | 2013-12-24 |
5469. | Brandi (brandiscrapbook) | 97.21 | — | 2008-10-30 |
5470. | Pran (warel123) | 97.19 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
5471. | john (r0tt1ng) | 97.19 | — | 2008-09-22 |
5472. | Jon (hinderbolt) | 97.19 | 87% | 2017-05-18 |
5473. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 97.18 | 98.2% | 2023-10-15 |
5474. | 🤓 (ohumad) | 97.18 | 96% | 2012-06-02 |
5475. | d10 (dus10) | 97.17 | 95% | 2014-10-30 |
5476. | Nihad (laptop_typing) | 97.17 | 87% | 2014-02-19 |
5477. | Cyclo (cycloglobin) | 97.17 | 98% | 2015-09-07 |
5478. | lon'qu (cadeth) | 97.17 | 95% | 2016-08-24 |
5479. | Stewart Stewart (stewsquared) | 97.16 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
5480. | AikChun (aikchun616) | 97.16 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |