So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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28286. | Skinny (ityourboysklinnyd) | 53.45 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
28287. | Sami (mustaqbil) | 53.45 | — | 2009-04-17 |
28288. | cecilia (achi) | 53.45 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
28289. | Cambodia (jameskubota) | 53.44 | 92% | 2014-01-15 |
28290. | Wildebeest (wildebeest1) | 53.44 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
28291. | SH BIPLOB (shbiplob5231) | 53.44 | 95.5% | 2023-10-04 |
28292. | Imnatoshi (hanmayujiro) | 53.44 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
28293. | Noah (legioncontainer) | 53.44 | 88% | 2013-12-05 |
28294. | Hieu (lehieu76) | 53.44 | — | 2009-12-17 |
28295. | cyriled (cyriled) | 53.44 | 96% | 2015-03-28 |
28296. | Abby (algae) | 53.44 | 95% | 2015-01-10 |
28297. | Gavin (worlds) | 53.43 | 85% | 2016-01-28 |
28298. | Jordan (jordansmithnz) | 53.43 | 90% | 2013-07-10 |
28299. | Vapula (vapula) | 53.43 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
28300. | wayexzee (wayexzee) | 53.43 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
28301. | abc (yein_bn@hotmail.com) | 53.43 | — | 2010-12-13 |
28302. | Tempest (tempest001) | 53.42 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
28303. | typer (kmanghat) | 53.42 | 93% | 2021-01-23 |
28304. | simon (kusin_simon) | 53.42 | 90% | 2013-03-24 |
28305. | ravi (raviteja101077) | 53.42 | 92% | 2014-05-01 |
28306. | thienthien (nguyen99) | 53.42 | 94% | 2012-09-27 |
28307. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 53.42 | 95% | 2018-11-13 |
28308. | ... (dv_learner) | 53.41 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
28309. | Matland (matland) | 53.41 | 92% | 2018-02-22 |
28310. | Parsa (parsal) | 53.41 | 93% | 2017-11-17 |
28311. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 53.41 | 86% | 2014-05-19 |
28312. | Mark (ziggle) | 53.40 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
28313. | Caothu (caothunet) | 53.40 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
28314. | Svetlin (thepb) | 53.40 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
28315. | Vishnu (vishnumohan) | 53.40 | — | 2011-03-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |