The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3151. | J (statuskuo) | 110.48 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
3152. | Noogen (noogenn) | 110.47 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
3153. | Sebastián (reasonabledoubt) | 110.47 | 96% | 2013-10-26 |
3154. | Jamie (undeadlegion) | 110.47 | 99% | 2013-04-29 |
3155. | type (br100ka) | 110.47 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
3156. | Jrstr (shino403) | 110.46 | 93% | 2013-12-12 |
3157. | Sir (virtualpersona) | 110.46 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
3158. | CParse (bloodbuilds) | 110.46 | 99% | 2016-04-01 |
3159. | Alexandre (abourget) | 110.45 | — | 2009-12-24 |
3160. | Guest (keyboardist) | 110.45 | 96% | 2011-08-03 |
3161. | Sam (samiznasty) | 110.45 | — | 2009-03-14 |
3162. | Juniper (junipergd) | 110.45 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
3163. | Marc (marc_pajarillo) | 110.44 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
3164. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 110.44 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
3165. | Oanh (la_oanh) | 110.44 | — | 2011-04-16 |
3166. | keker (yash117) | 110.40 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
3167. | David (dpdd) | 110.38 | 99% | 2013-08-28 |
3168. | Adam (nemz) | 110.38 | 98% | 2011-12-26 |
3169. | Mike (shirow) | 110.37 | — | 2008-11-15 |
3170. | Venator (venat0r) | 110.37 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
3171. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 110.36 | 99% | 2019-08-15 |
3172. | VaatiVidya (vaatividya) | 110.36 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
3173. | Slow (i_type_so_slow) | 110.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
3174. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 110.35 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
3175. | Brett (mrmahn) | 110.35 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
3176. | atsumu (silkynq) | 110.35 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
3177. | sdf (delta23) | 110.34 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
3178. | WaisCool (tantul) | 110.34 | 98% | 2012-04-25 |
3179. | Roy (roy_alty) | 110.33 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
3180. | america's deadliest god (he... | 110.33 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |