I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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827. | tstats[gOeY] (goeynom) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
828. | ScottieDont (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
829. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
830. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
831. | Jesse (sarrod) | 93.26 | 95.4% | 2024-05-10 |
832. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
833. | brianhz (brianhz) | 93.17 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
834. | Austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
835. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
836. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 93.07 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
837. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 92.98 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
838. | sytzez (sytzez) | 92.98 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
839. | ed (edwardb) | 92.88 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
840. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.84 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
841. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 92.84 | 97% | 2023-09-30 |
842. | Star (starfire0001) | 92.81 | 98% | 2023-11-16 |
843. | Tornike (neelazviadi) | 92.72 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
844. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 92.71 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
845. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 92.67 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
846. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 92.65 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
847. | kamarel (k0ri) | 92.62 | 97% | 2023-12-03 |
848. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 92.59 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
849. | gost (akasyh) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
850. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.53 | 99% | 2024-03-04 |
851. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.52 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
852. | day (thedvoraktypist) | 92.51 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
853. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
854. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
855. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
856. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |