As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17359. | D (davmarksman) | 62.15 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
17360. | Tommy (darkraiexc) | 62.15 | 87% | 2016-08-25 |
17361. | Dan (chuen6011) | 62.15 | 89% | 2017-01-21 |
17362. | Toby (ybott) | 62.14 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
17363. | cristian (cristiannm) | 62.14 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
17364. | Gustav (nationalkjald) | 62.14 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
17365. | James (jayuplink) | 62.13 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
17366. | Alex (alezzzz1029) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
17367. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 62.13 | 94% | 2023-10-03 |
17368. | milyn (alymilyn) | 62.13 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
17369. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 62.12 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
17370. | Stefan (fennstef) | 62.12 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
17371. | dmna17 (dzone) | 62.12 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
17372. | Arif (arif224) | 62.11 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
17373. | Songnay (songnay) | 62.11 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
17374. | blitz (nbl_86) | 62.10 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
17375. | Temir (timchis_13) | 62.09 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
17376. | Karis (ktoothman) | 62.09 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
17377. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 62.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
17378. | Andi (andidegn) | 62.09 | 95% | 2015-11-21 |
17379. | Nat-han (nate_the_greatest) | 62.09 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
17380. | Runek (grimhahe) | 62.08 | 87% | 2015-12-30 |
17381. | Xavier (007ghoul1337) | 62.08 | 94% | 2020-04-06 |
17382. | Eric (enam0005) | 62.08 | 87% | 2016-03-03 |
17383. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 62.07 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
17384. | Thor (thorern00) | 62.07 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
17385. | cody (astro8192) | 62.07 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
17386. | Daniele (daniele28) | 62.07 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
17387. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 62.07 | 99% | 2016-02-10 |
17388. | bart (barkhan) | 62.07 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |